Woman hands me a plant in a pot, "Can I grow this in a container?"
Me to myself, "A container like the container it is growing in right now?"
Gardening newby, "How do I plant this?
Me to myself, "In the ground."
Another gardening newby, "How do I plant this?"
Me to myself, "Green side up."
Experienced Gardener, "Do you grow herbs and how do you use them?"
Me to myself, " Huge topic. Please, newby gardener come back with a simple question, hurry, hurry."
Mistake on an evaluation form, " Will you use this information to quit using fertility?"
All the women at my table, "We are pretty sure we will not use our fertility in public, certainly not at a gardening seminar. We will not use our fertility outside, at least not during the day." I think this might have been the point when we all fell into fits of exhausted giggles.
I am going to take a nap.
Have a nice day.
Schlumbergera seedling no. 105
5 hours ago