It's so Hot....

The devil went home until it cools off.
Chickens are laying fried eggs
You discover that the car seat belt buckle is now a branding iron

The heat makes me feel about as sexy as socks on a chicken.
Hope this does not reignite the stock wars.

102 degrees with a heat index of 104. It is not a dry heat. I feel like I am living in a vegetable steamer basket. How hot is it where you are?