I gave my bog presentation this morning. Have I ever mentioned that public speaking makes me turn red. I've known these people for six years and I still get nervous speaking in front of them.
The lecture went too quickly and I didn't follow my notes. Basically, I convinced 20 people to avoid bog gardening at all costs. I even had a hard time giving the plants I brought as examples away at the end. The woman who won them in the drawing didn't want them.
Here are things you should not ever do when creating a bog garden.
1. Go find good researched based information and ignore it.
2. Enlist the "help" of three specialists and implement all of their conflicting suggestions. Pots float, mosquitoes have a home, crawdads move in, bog is alkaline, extension agent is unhappy.
3. Put a liner in it with no drainage at all. This creates flooding. Also makes a perfect mosquito and crawdad habitat.
4. Use alkaline compost. This kills plants. (FYI cotton bur compost is alkaline big time)
5. Sink large containers in the bog to hold invasive plants. They will float.
6. Put down flagstone before spreading sand, remove the sandstone repeat.
7. Put in river rock before the bog settles, take all river rock out and add more soil and compost. Repeat.
8. Plant all the plants on the hottest day in September and don't water for two days. This kills plants.
It is actually pretty right now. The hardy hibiscus are blooming. We still need to tweak the plant selections, but it is on its way.
While I gave this little program I received a voice mail. The phone says, "You have one new voicemail. Message marked URGENT." Baby Monkey, "Mom, can I have a pop tart?"
Somebody help me.
Anthurium no. 0813 "Arya Reddy"
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