First, there was a pair of socks in the driveway. It is 26 degrees outside. Who took their socks off and left them in the driveway in 26 degree weather?
I found toothpaste on the toilet seat. Whyyyyyyyy?
There was a mouse on the counter. Nearby, the cats slept soundly. DANGBLASTITALL, this is their only job.
Somehow, Abby found ice cream wrappers and shredded them in the floor. ARRRGGGGHHH.
I want to go back to work. These sort of things do not happen at the library.
Somebody help me. Please help me. Seriously.