Friday, July 11, 2008

The Next Survivor Series

My sister sent me this. I thought you might enjoy it.

THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes. There is no fast food. Each man must work a full time job, take care of his 3 kids, keep his assigned house clean, correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry, and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money. In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week. Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and relatives, and send cards out on time. Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist appointment and a haircut appointment .

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the Urgent Care and one 'emergency' run to Wal Mart at 10:00 p.m. to pick up poster board for a school project that is due the next day. He must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function. Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house, planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times. The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done. The men must shave their legs, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails manicured and eyebrows groomed.

They must find an hour every day to attend an exercise class of some kind, or at least work out on the treadmill at home. During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure bleeding from somewhere in their groin area, severe abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or slow down from other duties. They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will be solely responsible for feeding all pets and cleaning up after them.

They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth, comb their hair and fix their lunches by 7:00 am. A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be required to know all of the following information: each child's birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name. Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack, favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they want to be when they grow up. The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man wins only if...he still has enoug h energy to be intimate with his spouse at a moment's notice. The winner gets to play the game over and over and over again for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called Mother!


  1. Now that is a reality series I would tune in to see! lol :)

  2. Oh, Yeah! That...would be worth watching. I've never seen the series,,,I'm too busy to watch. It comes on when I am folding laundry, getting Dinner items ready for the next day, ironing his shirts and etc, etc, etc.

  3. Hi pg, My husband might actually be able to win that thing. He is really good.

    Hi baby, if you are reading this, it does not apply to you. You are super daddy.

    Hi eve, love your kitty picture. Most men would go down in flames or resort to pop tarts for dinner.

  4. Hey Aunt Debbie,
    we've more or less given up tv, but I'd tune in to this one for sure!!

    Glad to hear Manly Man is a super daddy.

    Wing Nut

  5. hey there wing nut, keep the tv off, it will never happen.

  6. need to say it again. MM you are the DADDY.

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