First, there was a pair of socks in the driveway. It is 26 degrees outside. Who took their socks off and left them in the driveway in 26 degree weather?
I found toothpaste on the toilet seat. Whyyyyyyyy?
There was a mouse on the counter. Nearby, the cats slept soundly. DANGBLASTITALL, this is their only job.
Somehow, Abby found ice cream wrappers and shredded them in the floor. ARRRGGGGHHH.
I want to go back to work. These sort of things do not happen at the library.
Somebody help me. Please help me. Seriously.
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Never, ever, before have I seen such a thing. There is frozen water hanging in the air. It is not falling to the ground. It is just suspended there. I have read about this phenomenon on other blogs, but thought it was something like the boggy creek monster- Somebody was either drunk or making stuff up just to mess with me. I am pretty sure that if I go out there in it, I may never come back. The only appropriate action to take when there is frozen fog outside, is to go back to bed. See y'all later. BRRRR